Celtics engage in Galaxy-Brain psychological warfare ahead of Game 3 of NBA Finals by raising Warriors’ basket height
The headline and media above says it all. You can’t tell me someone who works at TD Garden didn’t do this on purpose. I don’t know if the Boston Celtics themselves contributed to it. It could have been a man or a woman who acted alone. In any case, AUDACITY. You can’t help but respect it. This is deep state conspiracy theory subterfuge type stuff. Two inches might not sound like a lot, but those are the professionals we’re talking about here. It’s also not such a massive change that it’s too noticeable. Whoever did this is a fucking genius.
Whether anything out of the ordinary was going to happen before Game 3 of tonight’s NBA Finals, I would have had a verbal altercation on the court between El Pres and Draymond Green as the -120 favorite. Then maybe, perhaps Steph Curry goes through a ridiculous drill where he hits a million punches in a row, even though it wouldn’t be a big shock.
Nothing prepares you for this if you are Golden State. Absolutely brutal. EVEN BETTER: Boston continued to warm up as the Warriors checked to see if the hoop on their side was, in fact, the standard 10 feet above the court. ONLY AFTER THAT did the Celtics players look around and say, “Well, oh shit guys, let’s make sure we’re A-OK here too!!!”
There’s only one appropriate reaction to that from the Warriors side.
Note that Happy Gilmore is even wearing a Warriors jersey in this clip. That’s god damn pop culture reference if I may say so myself – and I will!
Either way, bad vibes are coming tonight. My betting preview today had Dubs up for grabs at +125. Already lit for this shit because let’s face it, CELTICS ARE THE BALLS. Seriously, consider the Moneyline game a mess. This pre-game masterstroke changes everything and threatens to upset the entire course of the 2022 NBA Finals. I can say that I have seen almost everything in professional sports, but this is absolutely a first.